After a few serious posts lately, I wanted to lighten things up a bit. TMS was leaving for work this morning when I said to him, "I need to write something light-hearted after the latest blog. What should I write about?" He thought OTJ may enjoy this one:
Our new doggie's latest bad habit
Two weeks ago, I purchased a three-set of dog bones, all of which I thought were teething bones. One of the three wasn't a chewing bone, but rather a bacon-flavored edible bone. Zoe, lording her dominance over the little one, stole the edible bone and ate it whole. (The bone also had the added benefit of causing our dog horrible canine flatulence.) The funny thing about eating a bone whole is that it basically comes out whole as well.
This is where the bad habit begins. Scout, upon seeing the bone in the yard, ate it up. Yippee!! Now we have two dogs with horrible canine flatulence! Thank goodness for Oust. We have numerous cans of it placed strategically throughout our house. The stench is really bad.
Zoe's gas has cleared up, but Scout's persists. Why is this we wondered? Now we know. Outside our large picture window, I have a lovely view of Scout sniffing and then eating, yes eating, Zoe's poo.
Now that's good eatin'
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Yummy! Down here on the farm our dogs enjoy fine dining as well. Here the menu consists of the cows afterbirth, calf poop and road kill.
Not only do they enjoy gnawing on the road kill, but lying down and scooting their body over the top of it provides them with a nice scent. Ode a'varmit de toliette
A couple of years ago when the West Nile virus was running rampant, I saw our dog rolling around in something in the grass. Assuming it was another animal's poop, I went over and grabbed her by the collar. I looked down and saw that it was a dead crow crawling with maggots. Or, as TMS described it, "maggots and feathers."
I caught the West Nile virus 2 weeks later. (Then again, it could be the hypochondriac in me that believes I had West Nile when it was, quite possibly, just a cold.)
you know if you're going to talk about me, call me by name dammit!
Enough with the profanity P.U.
What's Oust? Is it some kind of special doggy fart odor eliminator? Couldn't you just light a match?
I am not sure why my post came up "anonymous"? I am sure you figured out who it was from....The Hicks from the Sticks....
I am going to take a page from your script and threaten to end my blog.
No one ever comments, OTJ never nominates my site for anything....
F all of you!
Don't worry P.U. I never get nominated for anything either. If only Daisy or Rowdy were as talented as you, they could have their own blog and respond to yours, but they are pretty backwoods and don't even know how to type. GASP!
You could be like me and start whoring around in the blog world just to generate some interest. Sad thing is, now that I have put myself out there, I don't have anything to blog about. Go figure!
Oust® odor eliminator. With three boys and two dogs in this house, I swear by the stuff.
Ms. Forest, Perhaps they could dictate to you and you could type for them.
If you ever need any subject matter, I'm full of ideas. Have you checked out my blog? One word. Fascinating.
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