Help! My most necessary battery-operated device has a dead battery. Worse yet, we don't have the proper battery type to replace it. Day after day, I've gone to the store but come home without a replacement battery; the necessity of the battery having fallen victim to another one of my many memory lapses. I need it!! I want it!! I have never gone this long without using it!!! I must fulfill my desire and experience the pleasure I feel after using it.
After all, if I don't get a new battery for my device soon, I just may end up looking like this:


The Con-Air Ladies Personal Hair Trimmer
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Go to Batteries Plus at Route 22 and Rand Road in Lake Zurich. It's just north of 22, on the west (southbound) side of Rand Road, in front of the Dominick's parking lot. They have every battery you could ever imagine.
Do you think they carry AAAs??? (joke) It's not the battery that's hard to find, it's that I can't remember to purchase one. Meanwhile, the mustache begins....
Oh it's a battery for THAT?!? I was thinking something completely different. Like something that requires a lantern battery.
What, you thought I meant something else? I dont' even know what a lantern battery is.
What, you thought I meant something else? I dont' even know what a lantern battery is.
Your MOST important battery operated device? I too was thinking something different, my friend. That is until I remembered the swede's turkey neck. Ahem.
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